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Local Man Overexcited By Local Infrastructure
Eaton Socon resident David Norway, 32, was recovering today after a minor mental breakdown as he got too excited about the completion of local
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A1 Adult Store To Gain New Lane?
Newly opened grot emporium Pulse and Crabtails opened on Friday, following a furore in which most dimwit locals assumed a sex shop would indeed sell
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Huntingdon Replaces Crack With Books
Reports in the national press today suggest that the number of heroin and crack users in the UK is falling. “This situation is totally
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Chav Superhighway Funding Exclusive
As the bridge is opened over the Great Ouse, St Neots Citizen has uncovered the missing funding donor for the Eynesbury to Eatons Chav
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While We Were Off
WWWO: Eynesbury Mourns Loss Of “Institution”
Our While We Were Off series looks back at some of the news that happened while the Citizen took it’s summer break. This story has been edited – or has it? Eynesbury [Click to read more...]
News In Brief
Cockwaving Makes Welcome Return
St Neots welcomed this week the return of local political one-upmanship, the Cock Wave. Since the [Click to read more...]
News & That Gets New Rozzer Picture
Regular readers of the online edition of the Cambridge Used-To-Be-In-The-Evening News were today [Click to read more...]
Citizen Returns From Summer Break
The Citizen today returned from it’s summer break, with reporters generally looking tanned, [Click to read more...]
From The Archives
Banks Face Off To Be Crowned The Best
High Street banks in St Neots today announced they were scrapping their traditional methods of luring in unsuspecting customers in favour of a [Click to read more...]Cooking With Beans
Cooking With Teens: Poor Man’s Carbonara
We got a couple of 15-year-olds in to share their recipes. Benny T. Bean is away. Ingredients [Click to read more...]
Cooking With Beans: Spotted Dick
Resident Gastronomical genius Benny T. Bean guides us to pudding heaven [Click to read more...]
Your Letters
Snouting Scandal
SunFest Is To Blame
Lack Of Superhighway Upsets Chavs
Busway Enormous Disappointment
Opinion
Citizen Welcomes New Inappropriate Correspondent
The Citizen will tomorrow welcome it’s newest team member, Zebastiaan von Fritzl. Zebastiaan will take the role of Inappropriate Correspondent, [Click to read more...]
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