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Archive for August, 2008

KFC Rumours Renewed

A popular St Neots rumour, regarding KFC building a fast-food restaurant on the site of the Bell in Eaton Socon, has resurfaced in this weeks local press. Dale E. Goszyp, of the St Neots Chinese Whispers Distribution Depot, said, “We’ve [Click to read more...]

Pub Relocated According To Residents

Locals were surprised to read in a local paper this week that the Waggon and Horses, which last week was “accidentally” turned into a drive-thru, is apparently now located in Nelson Road. The front page of the Town Crier this week [Click to read more...]

Sandbanks Now Rivalled by Eynesbury Riviera

Multi-million pound properties in the exclusive Dorset region of Sandbanks have been pushed into 5th place in the list of the world’s most expensive real estate by the current development on the Great Ouse East Bank. Even the most fervent [Click to read more...]

St Neots Multi-Screen Has New Backer

In an amazing turn of events the doomed scheme to provide St Neots with a state of the art multi-screen cinema complex has been revived due to the interest of a major movie chain. “All Things Electrical (And Widescreen Cinemas) 2008 [Click to read more...]

First Drive-Thru Pub Opens In St Neots

Eaton Socon pub the Waggon & Horses has become the UK’s first drive-thru pub, attracting controversy from anti-drink-drive campaigners. “Well,” said Peter Guinness, a spokesman for Pubmaster, “We noticed a lack of [Click to read more...]

Area Residents Dislike Environment

Resident of villages near St Neots are up in arms about a proposed local wind farm – and say they’d much rather have a coal-fired power station instead. “It’s a fuckin disgrace,” said Toseland man James Hague. [Click to read more...]

Hardwick Discovered Near 17th Hole

After a long search, mystery parish Eynesbury Hardwick has been discovered near the 17th hole at Abbottsley Golf Club. This came as a surprise to the establishment, who “always thought they were in Abbottsley,” and has upset local [Click to read more...]

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