St Neots Multi-Screen Has New Backer
In an amazing turn of events the doomed scheme to provide St Neots with a state of the art multi-screen cinema complex has been revived due to the interest of a major movie chain.
“All Things Electrical (And Widescreen Cinemas) 2008 Ltd.” yesterday announced that they could provide, at no cost to the Town Council, a prestigious movie complex comprising of “as many screens as you want, where ever you want” using just a Rowley Million (£10.53) offered by a local landseller.
Warren T. Clores, MD of All Things, commented “Our expertise in this area is unrivalled. We have many years experience of taking our clients’ cash upfront and using it wisely and productively. In fact our last venture allowed us to install a pre-construction jacuzzi at our Eynesbury Riviera offices so our highly qualified staff could relax and de-stress before, during and after work, allowing them to focus entirely refreshed on their tasks”
Asked about the success of that venture, Clores commented “It’s not our fault that the client had under-budgeted and we were only able to install a 14″ portable and an old Betamax tape player”
A spokesperson for the Town Council, the body responsible for arguing with anyone and everyone about the validity of cinema given that they promised it in their election manifesto and are now delaying things to such an extent that another election will get them off the hook and they can remove the promise next time round, said “All Things Electrical are a bona fide provider of high quality visual media systems. You want to see the package they’ve put in my Crosshall Road mansion. We are lucky that they’ve chosen St Neots as their next project and I’ve have absolutely no qualms about depositing a Rowley Million (£9.85) with them before we’ve seen the plans.”
Warren T. Clores denies any connection with a company previously supplying monorails.
