CERN Experiment "Not Sexual"
CERN today re-iterated that their so-called “Big Bang Machine” had nothing to do with sex.
Since like week bad jokes about the LHC, previously rumoured to be underneath St Neots, have proliferated in both internet and graffiti form.
Spokesman Guillaume le Trec, for CERN, said, “We are very tired of this. Truly, we do not want to collide into your large hard-on.”
