"Fuck The Lot Of You!" Says Town Leader
In an apparent bid to sway public opinion in favour of the the Town Council and copy the current tactics of the Nu-Labour government, Council leader Derek Miles, speaking at the party’s monthly conference today, decided honesty was the best policy.
At a hastily arranged press conference, Councillor Miles said “I’m fucking fed up with all the moaning, groaning and piss-taking that the residents of this shit-hole come out with.” He added, “Every bastard’s got something to complain about, we just can’t do anything right! Every sodding local rag revels in making my life a misery; The Citizen, Oi!! and that buggering forum interwebnet thingy, they all hound me day and night. I’ve had enough!”
Asked whether this new tactic of openness and refusal to face political issues would help improve the councils public image, Miles replied, “I really, really couldn’t give a toss, FUCK THE LOT OF YOU!”
The Citizen hopes to bring you more news on Councillor Miles’ breakdown soon.
