CERN today re-iterated that their so-called “Big Bang Machine” had nothing to do with sex. Since like week bad jokes about the LHC, previously rumoured to be underneath St Neots, have proliferated in both internet and graffiti form. [Click to read more...]
A delegation of councillors visiting twin town Faches-Thumesnil on a “fact-finding mission” have discovered a shocking fact – the very act of which has also shocked them. St Neots Twinning Association exists so that local [Click to read more...]
St Neots is to make the pioneering step of introducing town centre parking bays for the partially sighted. Angie Doblington, of the councils Social Exclusion unit, said “For too long now the partially sighted have been denied the convenience of [Click to read more...]
Further to the earlier report that St Neots was home to worlds most expensive catherine wheel, The Citizen can now exclusively reveal the source of the misunderstanding. What had actually been spotted was a Small Colander Divider (SCD) in the latest [Click to read more...]
Ten years ago the AA attempted to rid the world of St Neots by literally wiping it off the map. Fortunately, life does not immitate cartography and the town survived. However, now a new and much more real threat presents itself in the form of the [Click to read more...]
Huntingdonshire District Council this week proposed another 5000 houses for St Neots, despite the fact that no-one is available to live in them. Development has already slowed on the Loves Farm development in the Far East section of the town, on [Click to read more...]
The town council today admitted that the much-maligned August Festival was indeed “just a rubbish version of the carnival”, and not a completely new concept as previously claimed. The August Festival, otherwise known as the Riverside [Click to read more...]
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