Archive for October, 2008
Written by Citizen Editor on 03 October 2008
Following on from news that the super-surgery was looking at using the same site as the cinema, a compromise has been drawn up. The solution is to build a multi-story complex which combines both. A spokesman for the town council said, “When we [Click to read more...]
Written by Citizen Editor on 02 October 2008
The town council has announced its themes for this years Christmas lights display. Cllr Miles commented today, “In keeping with last years events and one of the big films this year, it is announced that the theme will be Indiana Jones.” [Click to read more...]
Written by Thundopolous P. Staker on 02 October 2008
Latest research has shown that the populous of St Neots now has the largest proportion of Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder sufferers…in the world! The syndrome, variously described as “stropy little git”, “thrush [Click to read more...]
Written by Citizen Editor on 01 October 2008
The recent foggy mornings in St Neots have led residents to spout the usual stories about what happened to them once in some really thick fog. However, a study by the Chinese Whispers Distribution Depot has revealed that 62% of these are completely [Click to read more...]
Written by Tim C on 01 October 2008
The St Neots Citizen is looking to recruit some freelance journalists to provide high-quality editorial and features. [Click to read more...]
Written by Citizen Editor on 01 October 2008
Following a spate of lamb killings on farms around the area, residents have dismissed the obvious explanation of foxes in favour of urban legends involving big cats. It is quite normal for a number of young sheep to be eaten by natural predators [Click to read more...]