World Record Attempt By St Neots Youths
Local youths in St Neots are, according to a spokesman, attempting to break a world record in baking cakes.
Over the past week teenagers have been seen coming out of shops with packs of eggs and flour. When questioned one anonymous fellow said, “Er, me and a load of others are planning to bake a large cake”. When questioned about how very few people had heard of this record attempt the youth said, “I blame the town council for the lack of publicity, seems they were more into Hallowe’en and trying out their scary masks.”
Guinness declined to comment.
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