Citizen Wins Court Case
The Citizen has successfully avoided court – and therefore won by default – following a cease-and-desist notice from a local with no sense of humour.
“I’m delighted with the outcome,” said Citizen Editor Tim C after remaining tight-lipped – and unpublished – for the last week. “Obviously I’d love to tell you who was involved, but I’ll have to leave that to your imagination. Needless to say, I was able to talk some sense into the gentleman in question and he realised that he was taking things over the top.”
“After a couple of speed-bumps on the road to success, the Citizen will now be able to run a full news service as before. Although, what with the road to success being located in St Neots, there’ll probably be some more speed-bumps, some traffic lights, and a mini roundabout or three to negotiate before we truly become the town’s Premier News Resource.”
