Town Council Rethink On Election Strategy
The Citizen understands that the Town Council has appointed the team that brought a landslide Democrat victory in the USA to run its next election campaign. In a stunning move to outflank opposition contenders changes to party representatives have already started.
The citizen tracked down council leader Bereck Omilea for a comment. Sporting a 16 layer thick covering of “Brown Beauty” tanning lotion he remarked, “This is a turning point for us, when you see how that yank got loads of votes and got liked into the bargain, it’s got to be a winner. Mrs Omilea took some convincing to adopt a couple of kids from Uganda but they’ll be here soon. I reckon with this new image I’ll even be getting some of those Crosshall Road waverers on board, they always like a bit of fashion!”
The opposition were less convinced however. “This is absolutely ridiculous,” said Tory stalwart Paul Marcel. “These types of stunts only serve to reduce the credibility of politics, it’ll never work”.
The Citizen understands that Mr. Marcel’s gender re-assignment is going well and that he hopes to be deeded to stand as Paula Mailling by the next election.
