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Premier Footballer In Shock Move To St Neots Town FC

Diddieer Droggy, African footballer and Chelski superstar is transferring to St Neots Football club.

The shock news came after St Ives Town Council allowed the tradition of coin throwing at children to continue, and St Neots town council has hinted it may follow suit after emergency meetings with the owners of St Neots Town FC.

When interviewed Droggy said, “It’s a dream come true.” When asked if he was referring to the huge move to St Neots FC, Droggy replied “No! Being able to throw coins at the children in the crowd, of course.”

St Neots’ manager said, “The deal is as good as done, all we need to do now is agree personal terms and a bag of coins at each corner flag.”

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