Archive for December, 2008

The editor of the St Neots Citizen, Tim C, today climbed on a bus and said, “I’m off to Oxfordshire, I’ll be back after Christmas.” No need to worry though – any submissions will of course be processed. So all that [Click to read more...]

The Town Council's ruling Liberal Democrats were secretly celebrating this week after a secretive victory in a secret election. Van der Steven promised to be accessible to the people of Eynesbury via a premium-rate number. "It's a good plan this," [Click to read more...]

Northampton-based traffic calming company Dog’s Bollards has begged St Neots Town Council to consider traffic calming Nelson Road as a priority. The firm supplies and installs speed humps, barriers and bollards, mini roundabouts and all other [Click to read more...]

As you can see, the Citizen has a brand spanking new layout. We hope you like it [Click to read more...]

With the current economic climate and a tighter budget the council have announced they’re looking into the cost of traffic calming methods for Nelson Road. The announcement comes after traffic surveys along the road have revealed that many [Click to read more...]

“Citizen Litter Guards” George Watless and Henry Flitcher found themselves behind the dock yesterday after coming to blows over a dropped crisp packet. The two beat each other with clipboards and walking stick over who’s list the offending [Click to read more...]

After years of conjecture, Norman Henry Sampson (NHS) has decided to end, once and for all, the debate over whether living in middle-English, non-descript, average market towns was an indicator of mental instability. Mr Sampson, speaking form his [Click to read more...]

The new layout of social networking site Facebook, launched earlier this year, has been blamed for the recent disappearance of listed Eaton Socon pub The Bell. Thousands of users got very upset when the site made using the new layout compulsory, [Click to read more...]

Local injury compensation specialists Win Just Over £7000, LLP have revealed their disappointment with this year’s Christmas lights in the town. Partner Irma Konnman said that his firm had laid on extra staff in the High Street and Market [Click to read more...]