Archive for January, 2009
Written by Flaming Reporter on 24 January 2009
Town councillors have demanded that the County Council take action in repairing the broken fencing along part of Cambridge Street. The call for action to be taken on the fencing comes amidst concerns that it is dangerous and makes the are look more [Click to read more...]
Written by Thundopolous P. Staker on 14 January 2009
Urban St Neots Eastside wasteland Eynesbury was set fire to last Monday evening. Beginning in a half full blue wheelie bin, the fire quickly took hold and burnt out the last 3 remaining working motors in Mallard Lane. From then on it was difficult [Click to read more...]
Written by Citizen Editor on 10 January 2009
A spokesman for the Icelandic government today announced that the entire country was not packing up and relocating to empty local Woolworths stores. Prime Minister Geir Haarde’s aide Olaaf Davesson re-iterated earlier statements that the [Click to read more...]
Written by Citizen Editor on 10 January 2009
A long-awaited report from the Health & Safety Executive regarding 2007's Christmas lights incident, in which a pedestrian was struck by half a ton of metal falling from above the High Street, contains absolutely no new information.
The report, [Click to read more...]
Written by Citizen Editor on 02 January 2009
Word on the street in St Neots is that Woolies is to make way for an all-in-one shopping complex, the like of which the town has never seen.
Beatty Broadband, of the Chinese Whispers Distribution Depot (now incorporating the St Neots Rumour Mill) [Click to read more...]