Fresh from his glorious victory in getting retail giant Tesco's to drop their petrol price by 0.427p/lt for a day, Town Councillor Steve van der Steven has set his sights on an even more prestigious crown. Using the knowledge and skills he has gained from getting the County Council to paint a fence that they... »
Archive for March, 2009
Aliens Abduct Entire Town Council
Tuesday, March 24th, 2009
Keen watchers of Town Council politics cannot fail to have noticed the recent absence of activity amongst its members. The usual high profile civic campaigns; dodgy fences, purple-headed bollards, 2ft high bumps in the road to name a few, have quietly disappeared from our pages. Claims that they've been "told" to reign their necks in... »
Decision To Stop Making Decisions Nearly Taken
Thursday, March 5th, 2009
Collusion between otherwise opposing sides of St Neots public representatives has virtually disabled The Citizen, The Citizen can exclusively reveal. Almost overnight all parties, including most local papers, have collectively decided to stop making decisions about anything remotely important and will instead concentrate their efforts on deciding which colour cat should be reported missing... »

