Archive for March, 2009

Sausage Wars – Council Hits Back

Thursday, March 26th, 2009

Fresh from his glorious victory in getting retail giant Tesco's to drop their petrol price by 0.427p/lt for a day, Town Councillor Steve van der Steven has set his sights on an even more prestigious crown. Using the knowledge and skills he has gained from getting the County Council to paint a fence that they... »

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Aliens Abduct Entire Town Council

Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

Keen watchers of Town Council politics cannot fail to have noticed the recent absence of activity amongst its members. The usual high profile civic campaigns; dodgy fences, purple-headed bollards, 2ft high bumps in the road to name a few, have quietly disappeared from our pages. Claims that they've been "told" to reign their necks in... »

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Decision To Stop Making Decisions Nearly Taken

Thursday, March 5th, 2009

Collusion between otherwise opposing sides of St Neots public representatives has virtually disabled The Citizen, The Citizen can exclusively reveal. Almost overnight all parties, including most local papers, have collectively decided to stop making decisions about anything remotely important and will instead concentrate their efforts on deciding which colour cat should be reported missing... »

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