Archive for April, 2009

St Neots dog walkers are living in fear this week as a reign of terror continues by an evil beast of a dog hell bent on attacking every animal on a lead it encounters. The Riverside Ripper also known as Mac The Knife prowls the well-worn and dog shit contaminated byways of this once... »

An as-yet unnamed member of St Neots Town Council has been pulled by Police fraud detectives. The Citizen believes the arrest to be connected with the inappropriate use of an expense account chargeable to St Neots ratepayers, after films given an “18″ rating were charged to the officers expense account – notably the saucy... »

St Neots was stunned today by the revelation that local newspapers may be stealing cats in order to generate front page stories. The shock claims come after a sharp increase in the number of felines going missing in recent weeks, particularly from the Eynesbury area. "Well, at first we just thought it was typical Eynesbury... »