Council Member Gets A Tug!
An as-yet unnamed member of St Neots Town Council has been pulled by Police fraud detectives. The Citizen believes the arrest to be connected with the inappropriate use of an expense account chargeable to St Neots ratepayers, after films given an “18″ rating were charged to the officers expense account – notably the saucy “Confessions of a Window Cleaner” and “Carry on Emmanuel” were top of the filth list.
Former Town Councillor and self-proclaimed defender of public decency, Bob Topshelf, 91, said, “Here we go again. Filth, corruption and pornography are once again flooding the homes of our residents.” He added, “As soon as I find out which channel this rubbish is on I’ll be settling down for a week to see how bad it is!”
Citizen reporters are hot on the trail of the suspected perv. and you can be sure that they’ll named and shamed in these columns. Just as soon as we’ve worked out who’s prepared to shell out the most from expenses to keep their name out of the paper.
Town Clerk Darcy Yelling was tight lipped about the affair. “Council members have a right to privacy and what they do in their own homes is their own business.” Privately however Miss Yelling was a bit more forthcoming: “What a fucking twat,” she said. “Expecting the ratepayer to cough up for wanking fodder is one shaft too far!”
Busty O’Toole was unavailable for comment.
