Councillor Caught Thinking
In a Citizen exclusive we can reveal that local Councillor Terrence Dougall has been caught “thinking for himself.” In a move that will shock many, not least his constituency party, Mr Dougall has finally followed through his intention to use his own brain for “working stuff out.”
Last week, in an unprecedented move, Mr Dougall claimed that the council should “get the most money for a bit of land rather than the least.” Shocked constituents were stunned at this rare insight into the real estate business. Local newspaper magnate Tim C. said “Fuck sake.” Whilst property consultant Queenie Thomas added “this is fucking astounding, no wonder we’ve being bleeding cash over the last year; all my staff have now been instructed to sell for the most not the least!”
However Mr Dougall’s party colleagues were less convinced. Council Leader Julie Wayward commented “I might as well give up! When are these bell-ends going to realise that thinking for themselves is a no-no. I mean they’re nice enough blokes but trying to be clever? It’s never going to work.”
Jean-Paul Sartre was unavailable for thinking.
