Archive for August, 2009
Written by Thundopolous P. Staker on 21 August 2009
East of England health Chiefs have been given the go ahead to appointment a private management team at Hinchingbrooke Hospital. In a statement to the Citizen local health authority spokesperson, Kim Stonely-Bolton said “That bloody hospital [Click to read more...]
Written by Thundopolous P. Staker on 21 August 2009
A former St Neots “pant pincher” has accused the Council of misrepresentation. “When I read that the council had installed a “dump” cam I was well excited,” said Fred Gaines, 61. “No more lurking around the [Click to read more...]
Written by Citizen Editor on 21 August 2009
Huntingdonshire District Council today announced plans to install “even more CCTV cameras all over the place” as soon as possible, after the supposed success of a new webcam monitoring the building of the new dump in St Neots. The [Click to read more...]
Written by Citizen Editor on 20 August 2009
Stupid local chavs today proved themselves to be slightly thicker than previously thought, by confusing a fast-food outlet with high-quality retail emporia. St Neots “rude boy” Marly T. Murphy failed to engage brain before mouth, and [Click to read more...]
Written by Tim C on 14 August 2009
Editor Tim C today thanked you, the loyal readers, for your ongoing support during this time of economic turmoil and slow news days. In a statement posted to st-neots.co.uk, he said: I really just want to say a massive thank you to all those who [Click to read more...]
Written by Citizen Editor on 14 August 2009
Under a new ruling by the Government, following a “brilliant idea” from Brussels, St Neots is to lose one of its three A1 junctions in an attempt to reduce traffic. Local councils, backed by the Government, have long been fans of [Click to read more...]
Written by Adam Douglas on 06 August 2009
The Priory Centre may have found another use, in an emergency meeting this week the Town Council were told that should an epidemic arise in St Neots then the Priory Centre would be the distribution hub. Those concerned about Swine Flu can send a flu [Click to read more...]
Written by Thundopolous P. Staker on 06 August 2009
St Neots residents are just the latest group to join in the growing trend for holidays at home. We asked local people how they were coping without their yearly trip to Toremellinos. Everton Waresly, an Eynesbury resident, told us that he’d [Click to read more...]