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Archive for September, 2009

Locals Spitting Feathers Over EU Ruling

Locals Spitting Feathers Over EU Ruling

The EU has once again chosen Huntingdonshire as it’s testbed for a daft new rule. Under directive 09/447/EC, the terms “spitting distance” and “a stone’s throw” could soon be disappearing, particularly from [Click to read more...]

Councillor Launches Crusade To Save Local Buildings

Councillor Launches Crusade To Save Local Buildings

Town councillor Steven van der Whitevanman today launched a campaign to ensure that a number of historical buildings in St Neots are not lost to redevelopment. A number of businesses and services have closed recently leaving an even higher number of [Click to read more...]

The Lights Go Down

The Lights Go Down

St Neots councillors were left distraught after learning that the now infamous cross-street Christmas lights can no longer be erected over the High Street. In a surprise move local traders have decided the lights are simply too crap to display. The [Click to read more...]

Footbridge Back – Loves Farm Saved from Chavs

Now known as the Footbridge Complete Cock-up (FCC) plan local councillor Julie Wayward has had confirmation from Second Town Disconnect (STD) that far from being shelved the plan to separate Loves Farm residents from the rest of St Neots is set to [Click to read more...]

Local Papers Lack Letters

Local Papers Lack Letters

A recent lack of tit-for-tat bickering between local councillors has left St Neots free papers with a lack of publishable letters. Indeed, the situation is so bad that in this weeks edition of the News, Crier and Something, there wasn’t a [Click to read more...]

Dealers Bemoan Closure Of Toilets

Dealers Bemoan Closure Of Toilets

Drug dealers in St Neots were today up in arms after the council announced it was to close South Street public conveniences. The grotty old bogs, whose odour can be detected as far away as Little Paxton, have long been a blight on the landscape of [Click to read more...]

St Neots Bridge To Somewhere Goes… Nowhere!

St Neots Bridge To Somewhere Goes… Nowhere!

Shocked residents from the shocking dormitory estate of Loves Farm have been shocked by the news that plans to build the bridge connecting them to the station have been shelved. “I’m shocked!” said Cambridge Road resident L. [Click to read more...]

Travellers Site Gets Cambourne In A Tizz

Travellers Site Gets Cambourne In A Tizz

A dossier carelessly left in the Monkfield Arms pub by a representative of the Cambourne Parish Council on Monday afternoon contained documents referring to the preferred Travellers site, and astonishingly revealed the most likely site – the [Click to read more...]

Council Have New Site For Cinema

Council Have New Site For Cinema

St Neots Town Council today got themselves all in a tizz over the news that a new site may be made available for their white elephant cinema project, as ATS Euromaster announced their Brook Street site would close. “Well that’d be ideal [Click to read more...]

St Neots To Be Renamed Huntingdon

St Neots To Be Renamed Huntingdon

In a surprise move St Neots Town Council has voted in favour of renaming the town Huntingdon. Council leader Julia Wayward spoke exclusively to The Citizen. “St Neots has often been neglected because all our money goes to Huntingdon, but by [Click to read more...]

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