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Archive for October, 2009

Hoodies Help Town Live Up To Expectations

Hoodies Help Town Live Up To Expectations

Unknown hoodies this week made sure St Neots lived up to it’s regional – and indeed now national – reputation as “a bit of a shithole” by stamping a small dog to death. Not content with rumours that the town is made up [Click to read more...]

Nights Out Traditionally Crap Claims Historian

Nights Out Traditionally Crap Claims Historian

Local historians were today hailing the recent radar mapping of the old Priory site a success having discovered several important artefacts. Unearthed Artefacts dating back over 500 years were removed from the site to be catalogued at the nearby [Click to read more...]

Councillor Demands Bank Access

Councillor Demands Bank Access

Lib Dem councillor Terrence Dougall has made headlines by demanding Abbey provide access for mums with pushchairs. Self-thinking councillor Dougall, 62, got involved after a post on st-neots.co.uk which whinged about the difficulty climbing three [Click to read more...]

Hospitals Decrease Waiting Times With Help Of CERN

Hospitals Decrease Waiting Times With Help Of CERN

Hinchingbrooke and Addenbrookes hospitals have revealed a brilliant new plan to cut A&E waiting times, with the help of rumoured-to-be-local Expert Scientists, CERN. While waiting times have fallen dramatically in the last few years, NHS chiefs [Click to read more...]

Sneaky New Tip Hits Targets

Sneaky New Tip Hits Targets

Huntingdonshire District Council were today celebrating after their new household waste recycling centre, which opened to no fanfare on Saturday, exceeded all targets by having a wait time of only three seconds per vehicle, and recycling all waste [Click to read more...]

Town Councillors Not Excited Over Exciting New Proposals

Town councillors were today up in arms after the shock news that the use of superlatives at council meetings was to be regulated. The Local Government Agency was quoted yesterday as saying “For many years, councillors have over used [Click to read more...]

Local Ghosthunters Claim Dibnah Sighting

Local Ghosthunters Claim Dibnah Sighting

A team of local ghost hunters were claiming to have seen an apparition of the late Fred Dibnah after a séance at the recently vacated ATS site on Brook Street. The team had been called in by local historian Henry Tibbut and Town Councillor Steve [Click to read more...]

Citizen Editor In New “iPlod” Scandal!

Citizen Editor In New “iPlod” Scandal!

Controversial Citizen editor Tim C. has again upset the establishment with a blatant disregard for some rule or law or something. Fresh from upsetting the entire population of Truman Town (Cambourne), Mr C. has been roasted alive by local law [Click to read more...]

Green Field “Complete Success”

Local councillors, business representatives and local police have hailed the closure of the old Huntingdon Road pool “a complete success.” Some years after the community resource was filled and fenced off a council report has shown a [Click to read more...]

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