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Archive for December, 2009

“No Such Thing As An Isolated Incident” Says Councillor

Local councillor Steve van der Whitevanman hit out at claims that a man getting his ear bitten off and an attempted shooting at Unique this week were “isolated incidents”. “I find it hard to believe this was isolated,” said [Click to read more...]

Council Praised For Innovative Eco-Friendly Lighting

St Neots Town Council was today smiling all over its usual miserable face after the EU gave it a big pat on the back for the hundreds of eco-friendly Christmas light displays installed in the town centre. Despite popular belief that almost no lights [Click to read more...]

Councillors Excited About Starting School

Childish local councillors Paul Marcel, Harry Shipman and Terrence Dougall were today reported to be excited about starting full-time primary education in the Spring term. Following revelations that the councillors are all in fact five years old [Click to read more...]

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