Archive for February, 2010
Written by Tim C on 26 February 2010
Many of you will have read of the case of Katie Hart, the 19-year-old girl from Little Paxton convicted of dangerous driving and sent to prison, following an accident on the A1 last year which resulted in the death of a time-trial cyclist. Katie was [Click to read more...]
Written by A.J Oke on 25 February 2010
The St Neots toilet closures have claimed their first high profile casualty. HDC CEO Davis Munts was seen fleeing Barrtts department store using obscene language after trying to use the cafe toilet without buying anything. Frightened staff were [Click to read more...]
Written by Thundopolous P. Staker on 17 February 2010
The recent decision by UK security agencies to install full body scanners at airports could unfairly jeopardise the travelling plans of St Neots residents. The machines, which measure 5′ square, will only accommodate approximately 5% of the [Click to read more...]
Written by A.J Oke on 16 February 2010
Tesco has won the sponsership deal to the Eaton Socon Car park. That car park was closed by councillors recently due to it’s bad state. The current sponsors St Mary’s church were up in arms. Rev Lovegod said, “Its was a shame to [Click to read more...]
Written by Citizen Editor on 12 February 2010
A group of councillors and locals calling themselves the “St Neots Popular Front” today declared independence from the UK. The new People’s Liberal-Conservative Democratic Socialist Republic of St Neots will aim to stop people [Click to read more...]
Written by A.J Oke on 12 February 2010
The recent ceasefire on local forums and letters to local newspapers involving our town councillors is offically over. Which means it must be election time. Recent posts on forums have been councillor-only affairs brushing electorate comments aside. [Click to read more...]
Written by Citizen Editor on 10 February 2010
Warring Tory and Lib Dem town councillors were this week told that as they cannot play nicely, they were going to be kept separate from now on. St Neots will be split into two sections – the “West Side”, containing the Eatons, and [Click to read more...]
Written by Thundopolous P. Staker on 08 February 2010
Within just days anti-social self-thinking Councillor Dougall has breached the court order forbidding him to engage in any form of public thinking. Commenting on a sensitive and delicate case, the anonymous councillor effectively ignored any logic [Click to read more...]
Written by Adam Douglas on 05 February 2010
Local historians and conservationists were today up in arms following a recent town council decision to repair the church car park in Eaton Socon. The car park has been in a terrible state for years and was closed by the council on safety grounds. [Click to read more...]
Written by Thundopolous P. Staker on 02 February 2010
This year’s annual dinner dance of the St Neots Lynch Mob and Glee Club will take place at The Little Thief Restaurant at the Black Cat Roundabout. “This will give us great view of drivers knocking people off bikes and things, and [Click to read more...]