Councillor Breaches Restraining Order
Within just days anti-social self-thinking Councillor Dougall has breached the court order forbidding him to engage in any form of public thinking.
Commenting on a sensitive and delicate case, the anonymous councillor effectively ignored any logic and ended further debate by declaring “Stop it now. I’m right because I’ve chosen to make up my own question and provide the answer. Which is correct. And not wrong. Or inaccurate. End of.”
Police were immediately dispatched and should arrive any time between June and August to arrest the Councillor for breach of the Court Order. In the meantime a brain tag similar to those worn by ASBO Chavs around the ankle has been suggested for the accused. Court attendant Gordon Manchester said “That’s all very well but we can’t be sure where the brain is in this case. Placing it around the head may miss the target site. There is evidence that the grey matter may well be in the arse or feet.”
The results of an MRI scan are awaited.
