Rowdy Councillors – Must Be Election Time
The recent ceasefire on local forums and letters to local newspapers involving our town councillors is offically over.
Which means it must be election time. Recent posts on forums have been councillor-only affairs brushing electorate comments aside.
Larry Tapman (Con) comments, “Electorate? What about them? They will just vote on who has been loudest, I am ensuring I am doing just that.”
But Steve van der Whitevanman (LibDem) counters, “Every party for themselves as we approach this critical time. We’ve got more signatures on these toilet petitions so we’re sure to win.”
The Labour PPC whose name no one knows didn’t comment, as no-one in St Neots ever votes Labour anyway.
Alan Sleek, St Neots forum owner said, “I wish they would stop. I’m running out of space on my servers to cope with all this petty electioneering and squabbling.” Councillors have been known to post up to a thousand messages a day each, mostly calling their opposition useless wankers, telling us how good they are, and other general cock-waving excercises.
Council leader Julia Wayward said, “I’d like to remind you all that I have never, will never and indeed can never join in this cock-waving. It was pointless me commenting really, but it sounds funny.”
