St Neots Chinese Whispers Distribution Depot today asked for public submissions for a “sustainable rumour for 2010″. Spokesman Beatty Broadband said “We’ve got to the middle of March and there isn’t one really good bit [Click to read more...]
100% of all St Neots year 6 pupils got their first choice secondary school, it was revealed today. County, District and town councillors were cock waving all day on the results. “You see, us Tory councillors have it all worked out,” [Click to read more...]
Residents of our neighbour to the north today expressed upset and dismay that St Neots seems to be roaring ahead of the former county town of late. Huntingdon is now lagging behind its “better brother” St Neots in all-important amenities [Click to read more...]
Anglian Water today announced plans to introduce glow-in-the-dark water to the region. The move came following plans by a local landfill operator to accept debris from dismantled nuclear power stations, rather than sending the waste to a secure [Click to read more...]
Conservative town councillors today showed the world – and the Lib Dems – that they are most committed to saving our free car park at the Riverside, by moving into it. Councillors including Paul Marcel and Larry Hackman parked a 1984 [Click to read more...]
In an extraordinary turn of events anonymous anti-social self-thinking Councillor Terrence Dougall, who is currently the subject of a restraining order, has made sense. The Citizen offices were today struck dumb by the rational, logical and [Click to read more...]
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