Always first with the stories that really matter The Citizen can exclusively reveal the identity of St Neots’ early morning 4-wheeled wonder to be none other than Award Winning Local Councillor Larry Hackman. Hackman (3.5 inches) was spotted [Click to read more...]
Following news that a council in the Frozen North is using up to nine wheelie bins for each house, HDC today announced a radical new plan for the district’s recyclables. Currently, most people have three wheelie bins, or different coloured [Click to read more...]
A local Lib Dem attempt to simplify electoral posters has back fired in spectacular fashion, it was revealed yesterday. Long and complicated second names like Gdnagley and van der Whitevandriver van der Whitevandriverman van der Whitevandriver have [Click to read more...]
Rumours currently circulating St Neots have it that the white elephant building at Alpha Park, Eaton Socon – otherwise known as “that shit-off massive empty warehouse” – may not be so white after all. Beatty Broadband, [Click to read more...]
St Neots Town Council were in shock this week as Council Leader Julia Wayward agreed to abolish herself. The roles of council leader and deputy leader will no longer exist, said Wayward today, as they are completely fucking pointless. [Click to read more...]
St Neots museum today announced a new exhibition of famous myths and legends and the Conservatives “much trumpeted” car park petition is to feature as one of the main attractions. Museum curator Arthur Archive commented “This exhibition is an [Click to read more...]
The St Neots Conservative group (SNCG) are so confident they can keep the Eynesbury seat in the District Elections they have nominated a resident of Grafham. When asked why had they (SNCG) had nominated someone from so far afield, Cllr Paul Marcel [Click to read more...]
Liberal Democrat councillor Steve van der Whitevanman has promised new fences if re-elected – but only for Eynesbury residents. Cllr vn der Whitevanman has a long-standing history with fences after campaigning tirelessly for a new one at the [Click to read more...]
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