Shock As Wayward Abolishes Self
St Neots Town Council were in shock this week as Council Leader Julia Wayward agreed to abolish herself.
The roles of council leader and deputy leader will no longer exist, said Wayward today, as they are completely fucking pointless. “Honestly,” Wayward continued, “can you imagine actually LEADING such a rag-tag bunch of whinging little boys? No. No-one can do it. Let them fight it out amongst themselves, I say.”
As part of the process of delegating down the powers of the council leader to two new committees, Wayward herself will also be delegated. Conservative councillor Paul Marcel said, “We’re going to control one side of Julia, and the Lib Dems the other. This is ideal for SNTC as the left hand never knows what the right hand is doing anyway.”
Colleague Andrew Lanyard added that this was “a perfect example of a metaphore made flesh”, which made a lot more sense than his party’s manifesto.
