Citizen Election Coverage
The St Neots Citizen today vowed not to bother reporting on tomorrow’s General Election.
“It doesn’t matter what happens,” said editor Tim C, “we’re going to end up with either a posh Tory boy who uses his expenses to buy Kit Kats, or a scruffy Lib Dem who never wears a tie and looks like the mascot for a bakery in Parliament.”
“As for the Council, only the Eastside are voting so it’s sure to be a really fucking exciting contest.”
