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Saturday April 29th 2017

Arcade Tackles Drugs Too

Dear sir,

I feel the media has overlooked the fine service the new arcade in South Street is providing for the town’s narcotics-lovers.

A vigorous game of air hockey soon turns into seven or eight rounds, by which time most of the ten quid I had nicked for a bag of smack is long gone.

Instead, I exchange my methadone-green prize tickets for a lovely polystyrene glider and have literally minutes of fun, walking home satisfied.

If only every town had such a facility, heroin and crack would be a thing of the past!

J Elliot, Browns Square

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