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Thursday November 23rd 2017

Carpark Sponsored By Tesco

Tesco has won the sponsership deal to the Eaton Socon Car park.

That car park was closed by councillors recently due to it’s bad state. The current sponsors St Mary’s church were up in arms.

Rev Lovegod said, “Its was a shame to lose our – I mean, the community car parking here. But the Tesco sponsorship deal was worth £9k more than ours.”

Mrs Stone of Glasshouse Close stated that she was worried about Tesco’s use of the area and that HGV’s could use it. However, all fears of that were put to rest when St Neots Mayor Grandon Thrapps stated “We shall put a no HGV sign on the car park. That’ll stop the buggers.”

Cllr Norbert Barrier has since repaired the car park ahead of the sponsorship.

A.J Oke

A.J Oke is an Eastsider who actually graduated, from the St Neots Library University with a pass in English and Journalism in 2003.

He is a sociable type who likes to look for a scoop wherever he can find it. A keen follower of all our local celebrities – that’s follower, and definitely not stalker. The restraining order against Mark Faster is purely an administrative error.

His passion is chav spotting, with multiple volumes of St Neotian chavs and a little black book of the easiest Chavettes.

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