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Cooking With Teens: Poor Man’s Carbonara

05 Sep, 2011 | Author: Citizen Editor | No Comments »

We got a couple of 15-year-olds in to share their recipes. Benny T. Bean is away. Ingredients 150g-200g dried taglietelle per person 4 Laughing Cow triangles nicked from the fridge of a mum or nan Cheap ham offcuts pinched from Tesco whilst ostensibly purchasing a copy of [Read More]

Cooking With Beans: Spotted Dick

31 Aug, 2011 | Author: Benny T. Bean | No Comments »

Resident Gastronomical genius Benny T. Bean guides us to pudding heaven [Read More]

Cooking With Beans

07 Mar, 2011 | Author: Benny T. Bean | No Comments »

You all know Benny T. Bean as mysterious astrologer and South Central correspondent. But did you know he's the world's best cooking-on-acid chef? [Read More]

This Just In

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Meat experts have today shocked the British public with the real reason behind the horse DNA contamination scandal. [Read More]

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Local newspaper the Cambridge Evening News In The Morning has revealed that it is going to sack all its reporters, [Read More]

New School Thief-Proof

South Cambs DC have revealed that new secondary school Cambourne Village College is designed with special anti-theft [Read More]

Champagne Shoplifter “Had No Taste”

Local supermarket managers have spoken out about the recent spate of theft of sparkly French booze, revealing that the [Read More]

Shock At Lasagne Meat Content

St Neots’ frozen food connoisseurs were outraged today after it was revealed that some Findus lasagnes may only [Read More]