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Saturday September 23rd 2017

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What Price Luxury?

What Price Luxury?

Dear Uncle Dave, I have a rather interesting dilemma. I have recently found reason to suspect that my teenage son has been thieving from a large supermarket on the Eastside. I was completely oblivious to the fact he was doing this and assuming that the Finest Wine, Finest [Read More]

Help Me Break My Chav Habit

Help Me Break My Chav Habit

Dear Dave, I am 29 years old and addicted to sex with chavvy girls. I hang around the ramps, One Stop and Co-op in town dressed in hoody and joggers. Looking well over 18 always buying the booze. This ensures that I am always getting action. I really want to get away from [Read More]

Dream Job Dilemma

Dream Job Dilemma

Dear Dave, I have a dilemma. I have been offered my Dream Job. But the location is bound to cause a problem with my family and friends. I got temporary work in a factory in Cromwell Road, It went really well, ending up being full time . The agency put me forward for a [Read More]

Boss Advice

Boss Advice

Uncle Dave advises how a little blackmail can solve all of life's woes [Read More]

Worried About What Best Mate Will Think

Worried About What Best Mate Will Think

Agony uncle Dear Dave solves St Neots' chavviest problems [Read More]

This Just In

Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Neotians were this week beginning to prepare for 2014′s predicted favourite sport – namely, complaining [Read More]

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

District and county councillor Steve van der Whitevanman caused controversy this week after he definitely didn’t [Read More]

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Meat experts have today shocked the British public with the real reason behind the horse DNA contamination scandal. [Read More]

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Local newspaper the Cambridge Evening News In The Morning has revealed that it is going to sack all its reporters, [Read More]

New School Thief-Proof

New School Thief-Proof

South Cambs DC have revealed that new secondary school Cambourne Village College is designed with special anti-theft [Read More]

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