‘Follow-Up’ Articles
Written by Adam Douglas on 10 November 2009
The story of “The Girl Who Cried Hoody” looks set to put St Neots on the literary map. The English Literary society have decided to include St Neots in their project to modernise Aesop’s Fables and recent events in St Neots have [Click to read more...]
Written by Citizen Editor on 04 November 2009
Disgraced former puppy owner May Marston was today facing calls to apologise to local hoodies after blaming them for the death of her dog – which in fact died of natural causes. Marston appeared in several national newspapers and was the [Click to read more...]
Written by Tim C on 04 November 2009
Ordinarily, the St Neots Citizen doesn’t run actual news. But this has pissed me off. Following national outcry over the kicking to death of a ten-week-old puppy in Priory Park, offers of help and support, an OAP buying the girl in question a [Click to read more...]
Written by Thundopolous P. Staker on 18 September 2009
Now known as the Footbridge Complete Cock-up (FCC) plan local councillor Julie Wayward has had confirmation from Second Town Disconnect (STD) that far from being shelved the plan to separate Loves Farm residents from the rest of St Neots is set to [Click to read more...]
Written by Citizen Editor on 11 July 2009
Following last month’s closure of the highly unpopular night venue Worx, former manager Ian Yoshimi has surprised no-one by delaying the re-launch of Worx’s predecessor, Shotz/The Warehouse/The King’s Head/Stripes/Something Else. [Click to read more...]
Written by Citizen Editor on 20 April 2009
St Neots dog walkers are living in fear this week as a reign of terror continues by an evil beast of a dog hell bent on attacking every animal on a lead it encounters. The Riverside Ripper also known as Mac The Knife prowls the well-worn and dog [Click to read more...]
Written by Citizen Editor on 16 February 2009
Following complaints from "Mothers against furious cycling" at a council surgery, plans are being implemented to slow down cyclists in the High Street.
Sharon Kiley, a local mother, said "I saw one of these mainiacs ride straight over a crisp [Click to read more...]
Written by Flaming Reporter on 11 October 2008
Following on from the power cut which briefly sent parts of St Neots into the 19th century, surrounding areas have claimed they too can recreate the past. Some Little Paxton residents claimed they were able to recreate a time when computers [Click to read more...]
Written by Citizen Editor on 28 August 2008
Locals were surprised to read in a local paper this week that the Waggon and Horses, which last week was “accidentally” turned into a drive-thru, is apparently now located in Nelson Road. The front page of the Town Crier this week [Click to read more...]
Written by Citizen Editor on 01 August 2008
After a long search, mystery parish Eynesbury Hardwick has been discovered near the 17th hole at Abbottsley Golf Club. This came as a surprise to the establishment, who “always thought they were in Abbottsley,” and has upset local [Click to read more...]