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Monday July 24th 2017

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#SHOUTYFRIDAY

#SHOUTYFRIDAY

Friday happens almost every week, usually preceeded by Thursday, which I feel gives ample warning. [Read More]

Citizen Is Only Rag

Citizen Is Only Rag

Dear sir, I’d like to congratulate the Citizen on being the only local newsrag I can actually read. The Hunts Post-it and the News & Something-or-other seem to have not noticed the existence of my block of flats in Eastside estate – sorry, development [Read More]

RE: Bellingham Is Inspiration

RE: Bellingham Is Inspiration

Dear Sir, Although I still satnd by what I wrote in an earlier letter regarding Bellingham, perhaps I should have been more careful about phrasing “the number of people queueing up to bust a cap in Cameron’s face is epic”. I am not one of the people queing up [Read More]

Bellingham Is Inspiration

Bellingham Is Inspiration

Dear sir, I fully support plans for Bellingham Day. John Bellingham should be an inspiration for us all, as the most famous man ever to come out of St Neots. Remaining the only man to ever shoot a PM is a great achievement – the number of people queueing up to bust a [Read More]

A14 Doing It’s Job

A14 Doing It’s Job

Dear sir, I was interested to read of the A14′s target for closures. Frankly the easiest way is to add up the amount of time it’s open – it’d take a lot less time to count! The message is clear: no need to panic and crash your car to help, it’s [Read More]

Relocate Council To Cairo

Relocate Council To Cairo

Dear sir, I think the rest of the town and district council could learn a lot from councillors van der Whitevanman and Dougall’s example. There’s a lovely office to rent in central Cairo, just off Tahrir Square. It’d suit HDC down to the ground. M.D. [Read More]

Thanks James

Thanks James

"I was inspired by the guest post from unemployed James" [Read More]

One Town

One Town

Dear sir, Please remember that St Neots is one town, not two, despite being split into the East and West side. If Bedfordshire caught on about how lovely the Eatons are, they might want us back, and our standard of living would no doubt decrease rather rapidly! D.S. Lines, [Read More]

Nans Have A Choice To Make

Nans Have A Choice To Make

Dear sir, I’m fed up with being the only paying passenger on the bus. OAP’s need to decide whether they’d rather have a bus service, and pay for it; or a free bus pass and no bus to use it on. JR Partley, Eaton Ford. [Read More]

Don’t Forget Serial Shaggers

Don’t Forget Serial Shaggers

Dear sir, I have just read your article on excuses for multiple addictions. I feel that the research does not adequately address those of us addicted to casual sex. Frankly, the amount of barely-legal skirt in the Priory every Friday night makes it hard enough, as well as [Read More]

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This Just In

Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Neotians were this week beginning to prepare for 2014′s predicted favourite sport – namely, complaining [Read More]

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

District and county councillor Steve van der Whitevanman caused controversy this week after he definitely didn’t [Read More]

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Meat experts have today shocked the British public with the real reason behind the horse DNA contamination scandal. [Read More]

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Local newspaper the Cambridge Evening News In The Morning has revealed that it is going to sack all its reporters, [Read More]

New School Thief-Proof

New School Thief-Proof

South Cambs DC have revealed that new secondary school Cambourne Village College is designed with special anti-theft [Read More]

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