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Tuesday May 23rd 2017

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Bridge Must Charge Toll

Bridge Must Charge Toll

Dear sir, I live in Eynesbury Manor and have been watching the construction of the “chav superhighway” with interest. I do hope developers will heed the call of well-to-do homeowners on this estate who were tricked into living on the less-salubrious East Side of [Read More]

Local Nan Rants On Cinema

Local Nan Rants On Cinema

If my addled brain serves me well, did we not have promises many moons…nay decades…ago, that a Cinema was to be provided with much help from a Gent know locally as The Lord of the Manor? The Interest accrued on his large donation to this enterprise must be in the [Read More]

Councillors Not Funny

Councillors Not Funny

Dear sir, I’ve noticed that recently, all St Neots councillors do is whinge about car parks, and toilets, and who has the biggest balls or the best “petition”. That’s a euphamism if ever I heard one. What happened to the good old days when they could [Read More]

Fix Roads Now!

Fix Roads Now!

Dear sir, I feel your esteemed local councillors must do something about the state of the town’s roads. Last week, when visiting friends in St Neots, I fell in a large pothole in East Street. Unfortunately, I’d had one too many boozes at the Weeping Gash, and [Read More]

Renewed Call For Cinema

Renewed Call For Cinema

Dear sir, Last year a Facebook campaign with 2,500 members attracted national media attention by calling for a cinema. Around 2,000 of these were actually against the idea. By my reckoning, with a population of around thirty thousand, this represents seven million people [Read More]

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This Just In

Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Neotians were this week beginning to prepare for 2014′s predicted favourite sport – namely, complaining [Read More]

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

District and county councillor Steve van der Whitevanman caused controversy this week after he definitely didn’t [Read More]

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Meat experts have today shocked the British public with the real reason behind the horse DNA contamination scandal. [Read More]

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Local newspaper the Cambridge Evening News In The Morning has revealed that it is going to sack all its reporters, [Read More]

New School Thief-Proof

New School Thief-Proof

South Cambs DC have revealed that new secondary school Cambourne Village College is designed with special anti-theft [Read More]

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