The world celebrated last night after news that Osama bin Laden has been killed following a ten-year manhunt. However, it appears reports of a gun battle involving US Marines were in fact covering the true facts – a gang of moody St Neots [Click to read more...]
Local freebie newspapers the Hunts Post-It and News, Crier and Something were this week facing a bleak future after the much-maligned Guided Busway was completed. Around 72% of the papers’ coverage has been made up of reports of the project [Click to read more...]
Town councillors are unhappy with CCC's plans to let residents set their own speed limits. "It's a bit daft to say the least", said cllr Julia Wayward [Click to read more...]
Hoodie yobs in St Neots report they are scared to leave their own homes after gangs of knife-happy pensioners began roaming the streets. Reports in local rags of a “grey crime-wave” only hint at the daily abuse suffered by local teens at [Click to read more...]
In a shock move today, the editor of the St Neots Citizen announced that the sites satirical days were over. “We’ve been approached by another publisher,” said Tim C, speaking from the Citizen’s offices on the Westside, [Click to read more...]
Residents of Cambourne took the hump today after discovering that they were officially no longer in Cambridge. Since 2009, the new village has been served by the Citi 4 bus and paid the same fares as Cambridge city residents. But all this is to [Click to read more...]
Recent shifts in St Neots Town demographic have caused Councillors to become unstable. The resultant election tsunami has resulted in higher than normal levels of bullshit with 1 of 4 councillors in danger of complete meltdown. It appears than [Click to read more...]
Hoodie chavs in town were this weekend distracted from sitting in the Market Square shouting at passing nans by new arcade Amuseworld, which opened on Saturday in the old Job Centre building. The arcade, which features 2p-push machines, classic Sega [Click to read more...]
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