The Burger King franchise in Addenbrookes concourse has hit back today over claims that its presence in the hospital was counter-intuitive and downright unhealthy. Chris Green, 40, who runs the franchise which is owned by the Barometer Group, said [Click to read more...]
Newly local man Martin Walsh, planning a charity bike ride to Beirut in Lebanon, has revealed that the city is “not actually a warzone”. People have recently called Martin “fucking mental” for attempting the epic journey [Click to read more...]
Expert Scientists sought to allay fears of residents today after it was spread about on the internet that various water-dwelling creatures, such as seals and otters, were planning some sort of wildlife war. The rumours started after a seal, which [Click to read more...]
Discussions of a merger between St Neots and it’s inferior neighbours Huntingdon and St Ives today ended without conclusion after councillors cited ‘irreconcilable differences’. The Citizen reported on the merger last month, with [Click to read more...]
National scaremongers the Daily Mail were taken aback today after their in-house team of Expert Scientists revealed that constantly reading about things that cause cancer causes cancer. [Click to read more...]
Councillors have announced a new plan to reduce accident rates on St Neots' roundabouts [Click to read more...]
The town council today announced that from the next by-elections, it will trial the new Alternative Alternatvie Vote system. The Government was last week voting on a referendum to change the system for general elections to AV, where votes for the [Click to read more...]
Local primary schools have announced that they will not follow Government plans to use phonics to teach children to read. A story in the national news today (Saturday) explained how children will be tested on non-words such as ‘zort’ and [Click to read more...]
Local newsrags today announced they were going to stop reporting on crashes on the A14 in favour of a new automated approach. The road, which is on target to meet it’s quota for closures in 2011, has been closed six times in the last three [Click to read more...]
Controversy swept the town earlier today when the local green movement decided that the world could saved by covering the whole of St Neots with Bacofoil. “I’ve studied this long and hard and can say without question that the amount of [Click to read more...]
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