St Neots In Merger Talks
St Neots councillors have put together a hostile takeover of Huntingdon and St Ives [Click to read more...]
‘Local News’ Articles
Unis Buck Trend With Soft Subjects
Former polytechnics have announced new degree programmes to help students taught rubbish when they didn't know any better. [Click to read more...]
Gdnagly Boosts Local Employment
Huntingdon MP Jonathan Gdangly last night announced a revolutionary new scheme, in association with the local Chamber of Commerce, to boost employment in the south of the district. “I have persuaded local Huntingdon businesses not to move jobs [Click to read more...]
Weather Leads To Single Conversation
The current gale-force winds whipping across St Neots have led to locals being unable to discuss anything else. “Ooh, it’s breezy ain’t it!” commented One Stop customer Michelle Brooke, of Weston Court as she purchased her [Click to read more...]
Sci-Fi Fan Launches New Social Network
A St Neots developer plans to take on the might of Facebook using obsolete 1980's technology. We introduce Faxbook in our exclusive report [Click to read more...]
Lib Dems Offer Help To Egypt
Steve van der Whitevanman and Terrence Dougall aim to end Egyptian protests with new fences [Click to read more...]
Further Outrage At Tesco Carpark
Recently-revamped Tesco in Barford Road is once again causing consternation with it’s car parking policies. Rowley Road man Trevor Forest, 29, visited the store yesterday (Tuesday), and, despite having a two-year-old with him, was asked to [Click to read more...]
Tesco To Open Super Extra Store?
The Citizen has learned that Tesco is opening a new super extra store in the Eatons, on the site of the current Co-Op which everyone still calls Rainbow. On plans for the new store, Tesco spokesman Phil Fawcett said, “The car park is a [Click to read more...]
No-One Surprised As Eastside Tops Crime Charts
Residents of Eaton Ford and Eaton Socon today expressed a lack of surprise that down-at-heel neighbour Eynesbury topped the crime statistics in a new “street-level crime map” by the police. Rozzers caused consternation in Cambridge when [Click to read more...]
Grannies Whinge About Bus Cuts They Caused
Local senior citizens have been complaining about the upcoming loss of bus services due to council funding cuts. Cambridgeshire County Council have announced that all routes that receive a subsidy will lose cash, and local bus operators say this [Click to read more...]
