St Neots welcomed this week the return of local political one-upmanship, the Cock Wave. Since the disappearance of local award winning Cock-Waver extraordinaire Cllr Larry Hackman the town has found itself without a Self-Promotion Champion. All [Click to read more...]
Regular readers of the online edition of the Cambridge Used-To-Be-In-The-Evening News were today shocked to discover a new standard police image on a story about something to do with a road. Traditionally, the website is too lazy to take pictures of [Click to read more...]
The Citizen today returned from it’s summer break, with reporters generally looking tanned, bored, and wondering whether that counted as summer. Editor Tim C said the summer recess was due to last until September, but there hadn’t really [Click to read more...]
The Citizen were surprised that local councillors had been surprisingly quiet in the run-up to today’s elections. Only Militant Steve van der Whitevanman and Conservative opponent Harry “R” Rogerson had anything new to say, with [Click to read more...]
Fresh reports from the scene of bin Laden’s death have revealed that the group of “hero-hoodies” from St Neots, who successfully carried out the assassination, nearly got the wrong man. Spokesman Darren Waynerightyeah was said to [Click to read more...]
St Neots girls were yesterday refused entry to the entire town of Stevenage after a case of mistaken identity led bouncers to believe they were pub-smashing ruffians. [Click to read more...]
The internet was temporarily pointless today as Facebook went down. Local teens and timewasting office workers were at a loss as the social network announced that accounts were unavailable due to a site issue. “I didn’t know what to [Click to read more...]
Broadwalk residents had a good old whinge yesterday about trees that were put up to block out floodlights that they had previously had a good old whinge about. The infamous Leyland Cyprus hedge was planted behind Eynesbury Rovers’ football [Click to read more...]
Or so says the newest recruit to the St Neots Regiment of Partially, Prospective, Potential Councillors, Harry “R” Rogerson. “THAT’S RIGHT, YOU ‘ORRIBLE LOT. I’M GOING TO WHIP YOU LAZY MALINGERING SAD EXCUSES FOR [Click to read more...]
HDC have announced that they plan to ask Charlie Sheen to fill the role of District Councillor for Eaton Socon ward following the revelation that incumbent Mandy Gordon was, in fact, not real. Councillor Steve van der Whitevanman said of the move [Click to read more...]
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