An attempt by Radio 1 presenters Chris Moyles and “Comedy” Dave Vitti to break the record for the longest continuous time on air has left an Eaton Socon man unable to leave work for over 24 hours. Kurt Anwell, 22, lives in Otter Way and [Click to read more...]
Newly-local epic cyclist Martin Walsh today sent word that Faches Thumesnil is “rather disappointing”. Standing outside a newsagents on Rue Henri Barbusse in the Lille suburb, Walsh stated that although pleased to have completed the [Click to read more...]
Councillors from the town, district and county councils deluged local papers with letters blaming each other for the inclement weather which has today replaced the lovely sun we had yesterday. Within minutes of the first cloud looming into view over [Click to read more...]
In another people-scared-of-animals shocker, Expert Scientists have reassured Neotians that cats “probably won’t develop thumbs” any time soon. The scare came after milk brand Cravendale released an advert showing gangs of [Click to read more...]
A group of angry chavs was last night on their way to Tripoli as slightly mad Libyan dictator Colonel Gadaffi issued an open invitation to "all mans" to come and attempt to overthrow him [Click to read more...]
The county’s nightmarish A14 was closed earlier today due to an incident which possibly involved some vehicles, and maybe some livestock. [Click to read more...]
The travelling community today expressed surprise and amusement that no-one had forseen their massive compensation claim over Channel 4 show “Big Fat Gypsy Weddings”. The documentary series, which draws millions of viewers and even more [Click to read more...]
Single St Neots secondary school Longsands, which apparently also controls Ernulf, which is apparently called St Neots Community College, is set to conduct a ground-breaking experiment to separate male and female students. “It’s been [Click to read more...]
Local dole-queue regulars were said to be terrified today whilst awaiting the Government’s announcement on changes to the benefits scheme. Work and Pensions Secretary Iain Duncan Smith will this morning reveal full details of a shake-up to the [Click to read more...]
Local developments Eynesbury Manor and Love’s Farm have got all jealous of the lovely hand-carved wooden ‘village’ signs found in the more traditional four sections of St Neots. Eaton Ford, Eaton Socon and Eynesbury have at various [Click to read more...]
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