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Citizen And Liar Friends Again

Citizen And Liar Friends Again

The Citizen and local weekly news organ the St Neots Liar are chums once more, after a chance meeting down the ramps between features editor Francisco Sanchez, and similarly-named Liar editor Franco De La Bonbon. Local young skater chap Frank, 35, said, “I was there! [Read More]

Brilliant spam posts for this week (w/c 7/1/13)

Brilliant spam posts for this week (w/c 7/1/13)

Like most websites, the Citizen gets a lot of spam comments each week. We felt bad that you never got to see them (because our spam filter is like a fucking ninja or something), so thought you might enjoy… you are actually a good webmaster. The web site loading [Read More]

Citizen Gets Deletey

Citizen Gets Deletey

The Citizen is busy archiving – or deleting – some stories that we posted as filler whilst having a lazy summer. We’re really sad that these weren’t up to our normal standard, so will be fixing that ‘n that. Thanks. [Read More]

Citizen Maintenance

Citizen Maintenance

Please excuse the rather chaotic appearance whilst we make some changes and adjustments. Normal service will be resumed ASAP; usual waffle. Probably finished Friday morning. Cheers, The Editor [Read More]

Citizen Welcomes Features Writer Francisco Sanchez

Citizen Welcomes Features Writer Francisco Sanchez

The Citizen would like to take this opportunity to welcome Francisco Sanchez to our team as features writer. “I probably won’t write many features, actually,” said Sanchez, “but it’s nice to have a title isn’t it.” Sanchez joins us [Read More]

Editor Gives Up Smoking, Head Explodes

Editor Gives Up Smoking, Head Explodes

The editor of the St Neots Citizen this week announced he was giving up smoking. “I’ve got gum and an e-cigarette and patches and all sorts,” said Tim C, 27. “I wouldn’t cross me though,” he continued, “as I am ratty as fuck.” [Read More]

Katie Hart – Comment from the Citizen Editor

Katie Hart – Comment from the Citizen Editor

Many of you will have read of the case of Katie Hart, the 19-year-old girl from Little Paxton convicted of dangerous driving and sent to prison, following an accident on the A1 last year which resulted in the death of a time-trial cyclist. Katie was driving within the speed [Read More]

Citizen Ups Sticks And Moves (Again)

Citizen Ups Sticks And Moves (Again)

Editor Tim C today announced that the Citizen may be temporarily offline at some point over the weekend, as it moves to a new domain. “I’ve finally got my arse into gear and eight quid out of my bank account,” he explained, “and registered [Read More]

Citizen Recruits New Talent

Citizen Recruits New Talent

Fancy yourself as a reporter do you? This could be your chance! The Citizen is expanding to bring your more local news, more often, and now there’s pictures and stuff too. In order to keep our promise to deliver all the gossip on local events we need you, dear reader, [Read More]

Citizen Thanks Citizens For Support

Citizen Thanks Citizens For Support

Editor Tim C today thanked you, the loyal readers, for your ongoing support during this time of economic turmoil and slow news days. In a statement posted to st-neots.co.uk, he said: I really just want to say a massive thank you to all those who keep reading the Citizen [Read More]

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This Just In

Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Neotians were this week beginning to prepare for 2014′s predicted favourite sport – namely, complaining [Read More]

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

District and county councillor Steve van der Whitevanman caused controversy this week after he definitely didn’t [Read More]

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Meat experts have today shocked the British public with the real reason behind the horse DNA contamination scandal. [Read More]

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Local newspaper the Cambridge Evening News In The Morning has revealed that it is going to sack all its reporters, [Read More]

New School Thief-Proof

New School Thief-Proof

South Cambs DC have revealed that new secondary school Cambourne Village College is designed with special anti-theft [Read More]

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