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Saturday May 25th 2013

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WWWO: Eynesbury Mourns Loss Of “Institution”

WWWO: Eynesbury Mourns Loss Of “Institution”

Our While We Were Off series looks back at some of the news that happened while the Citizen took it’s summer break. This story has been edited – or has it? Eynesbury residents were shocked and upset in July to find that local brothelĀ ”tanning shop”, [Read More]

WWWO: Councillor Hacked-Off Over Lacking Hacking

WWWO: Councillor Hacked-Off Over Lacking Hacking

The Citizen’s sure to be shortlived While We Were Off series looks back at some of the news that occurred while we were on summer break. Lifestyle correspondant Thundopolous P. Staker files this report: Bean-Counting Councillor and Territorial Army reservist, Harry [Read More]

This Just In

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Meat experts have today shocked the British public with the real reason behind the horse DNA contamination scandal. [Read More]

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Local newspaper the Cambridge Evening News In The Morning has revealed that it is going to sack all its reporters, [Read More]

New School Thief-Proof

New School Thief-Proof

South Cambs DC have revealed that new secondary school Cambourne Village College is designed with special anti-theft [Read More]

Champagne Shoplifter “Had No Taste”

Champagne Shoplifter “Had No Taste”

Local supermarket managers have spoken out about the recent spate of theft of sparkly French booze, revealing that the [Read More]

Shock At Lasagne Meat Content

Shock At Lasagne Meat Content

St Neots’ frozen food connoisseurs were outraged today after it was revealed that some Findus lasagnes may only [Read More]

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