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Tuesday December 11th 2018

Charlie Sheen Invited To Fill Councillor Role

HDC have announced that they plan to ask Charlie Sheen to fill the role of District Councillor for Eaton Socon ward following the revelation that incumbent Mandy Gordon was, in fact, not real.

Councillor Steve van der Whitevanman said of the move today, “I think Mr Sheen would be a great ambassador for the Westside. His track record of winning will be a welcome change after cllr Gordon’s history of vanishing.”

Sheen has not yet replied to the invite. It is thought that councillors plan to send him a case of Tiger Blood as a sweetner.

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