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Thursday July 18th 2019

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Dear sir,

I’d like to congratulate the Citizen on being the only local newsrag I can actually read.

The Hunts Post-it and the News & Something-or-other seem to have not noticed the existence of my block of flats in Eastside estate – sorry, development – Love’s Farm, so I must rely on your esteemed publication for all my local news needs.

Peter Ice, Stone Hill.

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