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Comment on Councillor Re-Brands! by Bob Gruntled

Bob Gruntled — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 16:26:25 +0000

Re-branding clearly doesnt work as the White Van Man got his ass kicked in the Eynesbury elections…

Stand by for a flood of sour grapes!!

Comment on Bienvenue le Faches-Thumesnil Citizen! by David Gadenne

David Gadenne — Wed, 06 Apr 2011 09:19:43 +0000

Pourquoi ne pas comprendre? Google Translate est un très bon programme pour traduire cette merveilleuse journal en langues étrangères. J’ai toujours essayer de traduire le citoyen vers le letton. Il rend les mots grossiers drôle.

K?p?c ne saprast? Google Translate ir ?oti laba programma, lai p?rv?rstu šo br?niš??go laikrakst? par svešvalodas. Es vienm?r izm??in?t un tulkot Iedz?vot?ju latviešu valod?. Tas padara primit?vs v?rdus smiekl?gi.

Comment on Police Reveal New Crimefighting Weapon by Local Chavs Terrified Of Gun-Wielding Nans | St Neots Citizen

Local Chavs Terrified Of Gun-Wielding Nans | St Neots Citizen — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 08:07:42 +0000

[...] earlier reports of crime-fighting OAPs appear to be a cover – in fact, it’s the wrinkly septegenarians themselves perpetrating [...]

Comment on Citizen To Report Real News by Thundopolous P. Staker

Thundopolous P. Staker — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 07:37:55 +0000

April Food!

Comment on News In Recession – Official by Where’s All The News? | St Neots Citizen

Where’s All The News? | St Neots Citizen — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 09:09:48 +0000

[...] a complete lack of news the last two weeks. What’s going on? Are we sliding back into the News Recession of 2010 as reported in your fine publication? I do hope [...]

Comment on St Neots In Merger Talks by Merger Talks Break Down | St Neots Citizen

Merger Talks Break Down | St Neots Citizen — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 08:00:42 +0000

[...] Citizen reported on the merger last month, with councillors Marcel and van der Whitevanman getting all excited about the prospect of [...]

Comment on Work Begins On Chav Superhighway by Paul Redman

Paul Redman — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 13:19:29 +0000

love this puts it all in to prosective. I live off Shakespeare Road, can’t see it being to much of a problem. In fact it will help all those going to the schools on that side of town .

Comment on Don’t Forget Serial Shaggers by The Casual Observer

The Casual Observer — Tue, 22 Feb 2011 20:22:10 +0000

Young man. This lifestyle won’t lead to a proper relationship with babies and a mortgage, no, it’s just orgasm after orgasm for years, what kind of a life is that?

Comment on St Neots Plans Own Bank Holiday by Huw Fearnley-Witless

Huw Fearnley-Witless — Sun, 20 Feb 2011 18:16:46 +0000

The Sealed Gnot did a fantastic job re-enacting the Battle of St Neots a while back.
Let’s get them back to re-enact the assassination to celebrate Bellingham Day with a guest appearance by the present PM Davina Cameroon, or for a local connection, former PM John Labia Majora.
I’d gladly take the role of John Bellingham, though I must point out that due to a prior engagement I wouldn’t be available for the hanging re-enactment.

I must also point out that I have some trouble in distinguishing between blanks and live rounds.

Comment on St Neots In Merger Talks by Huw Fearnley-Witless

Huw Fearnley-Witless — Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:51:59 +0000

Sod merging with Huntingdon, but merging with St Ives might be worth investigating further.
Just think, all the road signs could be made with both names on – it’d surely be cheaper to make 100 signs all the same rather than 50 each of two kinds?

Then, once they’ve been erected at the appropriate places you could get the local graffiti yobs, err, I mean talented Street Artists, to spray paint out whichever of the names is not relevant.
Apart from the signs on the Huntingdon Ring Road that is, where you’d leave both names to confuse the local scrotes and they’d just go round and round indefinitely.

Oh, and as a bonus St Ives has got a real Poundland not one of those downmarket ’99p Stores’ like Huntingdon.