Comments for St Neots Citizen

Comment on Cambourne Mums Can’t Keep Legs Together by Conman

Conman — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 23:01:22 +0000

I live in Cambourne and it’s rubbish, with its pointless winding roads and silly street names e.g. Quidditch Lane (a total wazzock must have come up with that one) It’s full of stupid chavy 13 year-olds who have got nothing better to do than hang around in ridiculously large groups in the so-called town square, trying to act all hard (perhaps by throwing the odd stick or shouting at passing cars or something). On a brighter note for some though, this news about the birth rate surely means that Morrisons tracksuit sales will go through the roof in no time.

Cambourne has nothing compared to St Neots. I go there all the time to get my haircut at the legendary Jimmy Mosca’s, with all the old fogies desperate for a quick trim. And there’s nothing quite like strolling around the town’s excellently equipped Lidl store, which has nothing but the finest in East German cuisine. I also love the town’s numerous charity shops where you can get almost anything from Steven Seagal videos to autobiographies by the likes of Lionel Blair, Dale Winton and Sven-Goran Eriksson. Yes, St Neots quite simply outclasses Cambourne in EVERY way.

Comment on St Neots Declares Independence! by Julia Wayward

Julia Wayward — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 13:52:46 +0000

St Neots *Un*popular Front, surely?

Comment on Two Year Restraining Order Placed On Eynesbury Councillor by Oi!! Correspondant

Oi!! Correspondant — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 17:25:44 +0000

I think the court is of the view that the councillor in question has had more than enough time to think “logically.” This order prevents further attempts at illogical cognitive rationale for a period of two years. Should the councillor choose to think logically it may well help with any appeal. The Citizen doubts this outcome though.

Comment on Mystery Chav Gets Restraining Order by /\dam

/\dam — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 13:00:51 +0000

likes this

Comment on Two Year Restraining Order Placed On Eynesbury Councillor by /\dam

/\dam — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 12:59:47 +0000

“prevents him from entering into any *logical* thought process for two years,” surely?

Comment on St Neots Lynch Mob – Annual Dinner Dance by Tim C

Tim C — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 12:17:31 +0000

http://www.st-neots.co.uk/phorum/read.php?3,133098

Comment on All Council Decisions To Be Based On Facebook by Tim C

Tim C — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 18:46:59 +0000

Or, is that the mark of truly great satire? It seems 100% true…

Comment on All Council Decisions To Be Based On Facebook by /\dam

/\dam — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 18:44:05 +0000

Great article, but doesn’t seem in any way satirical – is the Citizen’s new trend going to be just to report 100% truthfully like in this example? Probably quite a bit easier actually, the real life stuff is more than farcical enough to be amusing…

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Comment on All Council Decisions To Be Based On Facebook by Darrell

Darrell — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 15:32:00 +0000

Perhaps we can choose our cllrs in 2011 via facebook, I imagine it would obtain a better turnout!!!

Comment on Snow Leads To Slew Of Stories by Totach

Totach — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 16:50:51 +0000

I find your attitude extremely offensive. In my day, people like you were rounded up and burnt for being against the reich! Furthermore, I find your attitude extremely offensive, and in my day people like you were round up and burnt for being against the reich (if the icy fog water didn’t get them first!)