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Monday August 21st 2017

Councillors And Chavs Behaving

Dear Sir,

In response to REO Slowaggon,

The end of the ASBO is nigh, so no chav wants to be stuck with last years medal.

Also, all the councillors are having an election lie in. No “Your Letter” Squabbles in the local rags and no wrongly printed “distance yourself from what you said to a reporter three years ago” statements.

Eastside correspondent A.J. Oke

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