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Thursday July 18th 2019

Creating More Traffic Could Get Dual Carriageway

It has been revealed that the propsed expansion of St Neots is part of an attempt to obtain finally get the much needed dualling of the A428. During a press conference Councillor Miles said, “In order to convince central government that the dualling is needed we have to create more traffic to use it, and an effective way is to tell them 5000 houses are being built, and not mention building on that site has currently stopped”.

We had hoped to bring you more information from this conference, however someone else enquired into Cllr Miles rumoured breakdown, at which point the conference was declared finished.

From our Australian correspondant

Citizen Editor

The Citizen Editor lives in Citizen Towers, on the town’s luxurious Westside. Rumoured to be nearly thirty, he has claimed to be 23 for the last few years and is currently also a grotty tax-dodging student.

His hobbies involve upsetting small villages and repeatedly giving up smoking. He drinks approximately a gallon of tea every day.

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