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Monday August 19th 2019

Editor Gives Up Smoking, Head Explodes

The editor of the St Neots Citizen this week announced he was giving up smoking. “I’ve got gum and an e-cigarette and patches and all sorts,” said Tim C, 27.

“I wouldn’t cross me though,” he continued, “as I am ratty as fuck.”

In the midst of all this, the Citizen is moving servers in the next few days, so may possibly be offline for a little bit. Just so you all know.

–The Editor

Citizen Editor

The Citizen Editor lives in Citizen Towers, on the town’s luxurious Westside. Rumoured to be nearly thirty, he has claimed to be 23 for the last few years and is currently also a grotty tax-dodging student.

His hobbies involve upsetting small villages and repeatedly giving up smoking. He drinks approximately a gallon of tea every day.


    2 Comments for “Editor Gives Up Smoking, Head Explodes”

    • Chattering Man says:

      I’m 8 weeks, 2 days and 3.5 hours into not smoking. Not that I’m counting. Only two things help – good whiskey and the squirt nicotine up your nose thing.

      Good luck !

      p.s. remind me why we want to stop smoking ….

    • albert spangler says:

      i don’t know what all the fuss is about, giving up smoking is easy, i’ve done it hundreds of times

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