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Monday August 19th 2019

Fix Roads Now!

Dear sir,

I feel your esteemed local councillors must do something about the state of the town’s roads.

Last week, when visiting friends in St Neots, I fell in a large pothole in East Street. Unfortunately, I’d had one too many boozes at the Weeping Gash, and promptly fell asleep.

The hole was filled with a mixture of sand and papier mache, and it took me three days to gnaw my way out. Not happy. There should be some sort of warning notice about suitably snooze locations.

Marcus Alexanders, 23, Grantchester.

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    • Rita NothappyI'mdying Joy says:

      Whilst I also have many complaints re: state of roads, even though I cannot leave the house, I am also extremely peturbed that any Friends of mine are forced to sleep where they fall, and in damp circumstances, enuf to give anyone arfritis, but also these persons cannot crawl their way, because of said obstacles, to their Grannie’s home, and also give her a gre8 big plonker on the cheek ! enuf is enuf. Have I not suffered enuf? Methinks I have the patience of Job…but Job was not forced to deal with Tarmacadam !


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