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Monday August 21st 2017

Gaddafi In Paxton?

Dear sir,

I’m reasonably sure Colonel Gadaffi is hiding out in Little Paxton. That news report where he said he wouldn’t leave Libya alive was a bit to sharp in terms of picture quality – it must be more local!

After reports of fallen Egyptian dictator Hosni Mubarak living in Eynesbury, I’m fairly sure they’re all gathering in St Neots to reform the Arab League and start fucking shit up.

Councillors need to look into this. I bet he’s claiming the dole too!

Marshall Tito, Gordon Road.

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